(Note: This is not a walkthrough for the 3D remake of Please, Don't Touch Anything!. Many of the numerical sequences you need to use are not the same between versions, and there are fewer endings in the 2D version.)
Please, Don't Touch Anything! is a pretty simple game on its face. You're presented with a mysterious control console, and there's a single, red button in the middle of it. Don't touch it! Simplicity swiftly becomes complicated if you ignore the name of the game, and there's no telling what will happen if you fiddle with the panel.
For the most part Please, Don't Touch Anything! is just about messing around and seeing what happens. That said, there are 'endings' you can achieve by performing specific tasks with the control panel. We'll explore all 25 endings in this walkthrough.
Each time you unlock an ending the game will halt. You can reset everything by pulling the Restart lever at the bottom of the control panel. The game keeps track of the endings you've unlocked via the line of yellow lights next to the Restart lever, as well as a series of decorative posters on the rear wall.
There are a total of 15 Achievements in Please, Don't Touch Anything!. Many of them are specific to the endings, and those are listed below. The more generalized Achievements are as follows:
- Button Maniac - Press buttons 1,000 times
- Just Logo? - Enter the menu (top-left corner), then click the 'O' in the 'Please, Don't Touch Anything!' logo (bottom-right corner)
- Groundhog Day - Restart the control panel 100 times
- Perfectionist - Unlock the 25th ending without pressing any unnecessary buttons (basically do every puzzle perfectly)
- Once Again - Delete your save game via the menu after unlocking all of the endings (you need to hold the button down for a few seconds to trigger the deletion)
- Uninstall Me - Unlock all of the other Achievements
Ending 1: Peaceful
Start the game up, then don't touch anything. After a few minutes you'll receive some dialogue. Done! If you wait an additional three minutes without touching anything you'll receive the Ergophobia Achievement.
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever
- Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel
- Type the numbers 8, 3, 6, and 7 on the ten-digit panel to reveal a cluster of green buttons
- Press the green buttons to form the five points of a star (middle button in first row, first and last buttons on the third row, second and sixth buttons on the final row - note that the final button on the screenshot above has not been pressed)
- Press the red button 15 times to reveal a hammer
- Drag the hammer to the central screen to smash it open, revealing a question mark
- Click the question mark
- The screen will rumble, and before the game crashes itself you'll briefly see a fullscreen picture with four symbols in the corners that you'll need for Ending 18
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever
- Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel
- Type the numbers 8, 2, 3, 2 on the ten-digit panel to reveal a panel with a changeable date
- Press the red button eight times to reveal a screwdriver
- Drag the screwdriver to the screwed-down panel on the right side of the control board to open it up, revealing four colored buttons
- Hit the green, red, blue, and blue buttons (top left, top right, bottom left, bottom left)
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever
- Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel
- Type the numbers 8, 3, 6, and 7 on the ten-digit panel to reveal four buttons on the bottom-right of the command console
- Type the numbers 1, 2, 4, 3 on the four buttons
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever
- Pull the lever to the right to reveal a 'Bender' panel with two buttons
- Enter 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1 into the 'Bender' panel
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal the Don't Do It! panel
- Press the top left, top right, top right, and top left buttons
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever
- Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel
- Type the numbers 8, 3, 6, and 7 on the ten-digit panel to reveal four buttons on the bottom-right of the command console
- Type 1, 2, 1, 1 on the four buttons to reveal a small keyboard on the left side of the command console
- Hit the third, third, second, first, first, first, second, and third keyboard keys
- Press the red button eight times to reveal the code buttons and the screwdriver
- Use the screwdriver on the cords coming out of the monitor to reveal a counter at the bottom of the command console
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever
- Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel
- Type 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 1, 3 on the ten-digit panel
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal the Don't Do It! panel
- Press the bottom right, bottom left, bottom left, and bottom right buttons in that order to reveal the counter panel
- Hit the grey button on the counter panel until it ticks up to 276, then hit the red button on the counter panel
- Press the red button 15 times to reveal a hammer
- Drag the hammer to the main red button to smash it
- Hit the button a few more times to make a gooey creature appear from the control console
- Hit the growths that appear on the control console until they burst, then hit the gooey creature again
- Repeat this process before time runs out and the game resets itself
- Press the red button eight times to reveal the code buttons and a screwdriver
- Use the screwdriver on the instructions poster in the top-left corner of the screen to reveal several clocks
- Wait until 12:00 am, at which point the slot near the clocks will spit out a ticket
- Use the ticket to enter numbers via the code buttons - count up the number of darkened squares to determine the number, working your way up the ticket from the bottom (the code for the screenshot above, for example, is 2, 3, 3, 1, 3, 3)
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal the Don't Do It! panel
- Press the bottom right, bottom left, bottom left, and bottom right buttons in that order to reveal the counter panel
- Hit the grey button on the counter panel until it ticks up to 666, then hit the red button on the counter panel to reveal the pictogram panel
- Click all of the pictograms except for the eye, the hourglass, the key, and the waves (note that the heart next to the waves in the screenshot hasn't been pressed yet - but should)
- Press the red button eight times to reveal the code buttons and a screwdriver
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever and the Do Not Touch! panel
- Press the bottom right, bottom left, bottom left, and bottom right buttons under the Do Not Touch! sign to reveal a D4 box in the top-right
- Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel
- Type the numbers 8, 3, 6, and 7 on the ten-digit panel to reveal a cluster of green buttons
- Press the green buttons in this exact order, starting on the left:
- Fourth in the first row
- Fourth in the seventh (last) row
- Second in the fourth row
- Fourth in the fourth row
- Sixth in the fourth row
- This will reveal a diamond inside the D4 box
- Drag the screwdriver to the screwed-down panel on the right side of the control board to open it up, revealing four colored buttons
- Hit the yellow, red, blue, blue buttons (bottom right, top right, bottom left, bottom left) to reveal a cracked-looking window
- Type 4, 0, 2, 0 in to the ten-digit panel to open the cracked-looking window, revealing a golden recess
- Place the diamond in the recess, then press the brown button to the left of the recess
- Press the red button eight times to reveal the code buttons and a screwdriver
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever
- Pull the lever to the left to reveal a ten-digit panel
- Type 2, 0, 0, 1 into the ten-digit panel to reveal three tumblers
- Tap the tumblers until they display the following letters: 'PL', 'U', 'TO', then press the grey button beneath the center tumbler to reveal a key
- Drag the screwdriver to the screwed-down panel on the right side of the control board to open it up, revealing four colored buttons
- Hit the red button (top right) four times to reveal a key slot beneath the Don't Do It! panel
- Drag the key into the key slot
- Press the red button twice to reveal the code buttons
- Enter the code 1, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1 to reveal a lever
- Pull the lever to the right to reveal a 'Bender' panel with two buttons
- Enter 1, 0, 0, 1, 1, 1, 1 into the 'Bender' panel